CutMan16's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ParoVadius RESET]

This is just hilarious!

I was dying with this video. Too funny. I especially loved when the rock crushed Castlevania and the Super Castlevania IV death theme picked up, followed by Trevor's crushing which gave him the old Castlevania III death theme and the Super CV IV yell. Just too funny.

Do me a favor. In the next one, include more Frankenstein action. I saw him walking by, but he didn't do anything. If you could somehow incorporate him into the next one, that'd be AWESOME. Regardless, I look forward to the next one. Excellent job!

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DYNAKYRIS responds:

Awesome, you noticed the subtleties of the death sequence. :]

Sure, I'll include Frankenstein's Monster in the next show!

Thanks for watching.

[Sonic'sQuestForPower3End]

Lame and uninteresting....

I've finally finished watching the SQFP series, and I must say: I'm not impressed. The first 5 minutes of the video were quite disturbing. I was blinded by an array of odd shapes that resembled "The Seal of Orichalcos" and many other images. Look. This thing was pure DBZ, and it was probably because of THAT that i didn't like the style of the movie. Yes, you gave us a heads up on sound, but I just didn't approve of the sound in it either. The text was stale and needed work. The graphics were very choppy. I know for a FACT that you could've done better. And this series wasn't funny, so you got a zero there, but that's no problem. I can understand that. Listen; I know you guys put a lot of blood and sweat into this, but you could've finished off Sigma in a better way other than extreme flashes all around the screen. I look forward to seeing your next production, but not if it's going to blind my eyes and wake the dead.

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[::MegaMan vs. Gutsman::]

Nice....

It was a good attempt. I enjoyed it. As much as I absolutely LOVE hearing CutMan's theme song, you should've actually used Gutsman's instead. Nice job. Keep it up!

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

Ah....Salad Fingers strikes again!

Another great and uncanny installment of Salad Fingers. It's good to see him back in action. The topic was rather interesting too, and I thought a random scary face was going to pop out of no-where at one point, but it never did. Excellent work. Make another!

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Love Death]

It was ok, but your out-look on life is pretty bad

Life isn't pointless. Although it may get a little repetitive at times, it's still worth living. I liked the animation despite the fact they were stick figures. The fram rate on this thing must be huge....at one point it moved way too fast to show how the dude's life passed him by while doing the same thing. It was an Ok movie....

[The Origin of Jesus]

'E-mail' was better...

This was pretty pointless, but as long as you get to learn Flash better like you said so you can make a second 'E-mail', it's just above blamming average, although i didn't like the topic you chose. Make funnier stuff with a better message or something. I'm not gonna complain about how innacurate this flash is to the actual truth in the Bible because we all know it's obviously not the origin of Jesus, but just pick a better topic next time. Uhh........good animation, but I still don't approve. Ah well. )=(

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vishass responds:

I politely disagree. I'm also afraid you will not like the next "Email!!" cartoon as it also deals with Jesus and The Bible. Sorry, I was raised Catholic and I apparently got me some issues to work through in silly animated stick figure form.

How can Cutman rule if the buster gun is his weakness?

[Castlevania 2 ( GGT )]

A very good movie....music was awesome.

I have but one request....I recognized the "Castlevania Boss Theme" from Castlevania 1 while Grant was fighting Death. Where did you find it on the internet? I've been looking for it for a while so I could make my own movie, but I have yet to find it. Could you please post an address for it on the web? Please answer this review if you get the chance. Thanks.

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RogerGargantua responds:

Yups, i HAD to put in that great boss theme. I love it too. I've ripped it myself from the original CV soundtrack. Send me an e-mail about this and i can send ya the song if you want to.
Thanks for the review !

[Messiah 2]

Not as offensive as some other BULL SHIT on NG....

Yea.....I took a small offense to it, but it wasn't a bad movie at all. After all, you said it yourself, you dont mean to offend anyone....its just a parody about the movie "Passion of the Christ". I don't think they should've even done that...that movie was more offensive than this one. But still, my senses tell me not to rate on on this, so I'll still give you a 3...only because you admitted it. Do another Lizard Sphere X.

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vegeta VS Sonic]

I dont like Vegeta...but I REALLY dont like Sonic.

Yea.....I dont like Vegeta at all.....DBZ died out years ago....he was the dude I disliked the most...but then again, I always depised Sonic. His whole transformation B.S. It was way to similar to that of a "Super Saiyan" (Is that even spelled right?) The games always sucked. Maybe there's a reason why I never got a Sega Genesis in the first place. But anyways, I gave you a 6 because Sonic died...would've scored higher if the planet didn't explode for basically no reason, but then again, that's DBZ for ya, huh?

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizard Sphere X 2]

Exactly like a DBZ episode....READ THIS!!!!!

Dude, you had everything. From the ridiculousness of having the characters fight for so long without accomplishing anything, to the cheap way DBZ (and ALL animes for that matter) try passing off sliding pictures as animation. I stopped watching DBZ a long time back when I realized how stupid it was to have the same thing going on repeatedly.

"I must hold this face to waste more time!!!" That was executed so perfectly. And it is so true as well!!! These dudes wasted more time talking in their heads than actual fighting. And it wasted major time in order for you to keep watching the stupid show.

"AMAZING!! His power-slide technique allows him to avoid the punches without being animated!!!" Exactly what I said before...they just try avoiding animation! Great way of presenting it, too! Especially when they kept crossing each other in the sky to make it seem as though they colided each time!
And for the best part...perhaps the MAIN reason why I stopped watching DBZ in the first place...

"And what about the Lizard Spheres?! We haven't seen them for over 100 episodes!!! Can we still call this cartoon "Lizard Sphere X" even though there ARE no Lizard Spheres?!?!!"

That was the icing on the cake. They never used them again until after the evil dude they were fighting was killed off and they wanted everything back to normal...Before, they were always looking for them BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE WHOLE POINT OF CALLING IT "Dragon Ball Z" WAS ABOUT!!!! It was just a CHEAP way of fixing everything! Even better, starting the whole cartoon over again like they always did. You did a great job of representing this all. You get a place on my favorites list!

To all DBZ fans, watch this and realize the stupidity of your favorite anime B.S.!!!!

And remember kiddies,

CUTMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!